They See Me Rollin'

why is it that xander’s awkwardness makes me want to claw at the walls, but ox’s awkwardness just makes me want to give him a big hug before going out to grab beers.  or grabbing beers before giving him a big hug.  whatever.

why so much hand-to-hand fighting?  a few arrows with wooden arrowheads and Buffy could be knocking some of these demons out like fish in a barrel.  i’m on “the dark age” and could think of at least three better ways to rush vampires chillin’ out in the middle of a parking lot, none of which i would actually be able to execute.

ok, someone explain to me why everyone (Cordelia) insulting her hair is such a thing. why are we all pretending it’s not as blonde, fluffy, and as well-kept as anything you’d see in Cosmo?  this is really rubbing me the wrong way.

I’m too old to grow up to be Buffy, but at this rate I can still make it as Giles.

watching this show for the first time.  three things on season two:

a)  oh my god, the 90’s

b)  spike’s cheekbones

c)  please let me stop hating on xander