(via healthnotguilt)Source: mishasteaparty
wah i love my irl lady friends they are lovely and amazing and brilliant and so many other stupid words of admiration and silly
the next time i’m working out, i am going to tell myself that my muscles are “bunched with tightly leashed power”
i expect results
picked up nine rules today! two complaints —
1) i forgot how much i can’t deal with purple prose. i’m slowly suffocating amidst erotic promises and feminine moans and it’s not even a quarter as much fun as it sounds.
2) why is everything exquisite? say exquisite ten times and it sounds just like a cleaning product you put on linoleum.